Just in case you're a Cardinal fan delusional enough to believe that Jon Gruden might be, could be, would be U of L's next coach, listen up.

It's never gonna happen. Never never ever ever.

A source who is close to Gruden's brother, Jay, the former Cardinal QB under The Schnell, confirms my beliefs all along after a chat with Jay.

Here's what brother says: Jon makes over $2 mill a year for the stress free job of bantering with Jaws on Monday Night football telecasts. He has no desire whatsoever to coach at the collegiate level . . . unless an opening occurred at University of Touchdown Jesus. (And, all my carping notwithstanding, it looks like Coach Humpty Dumpty has coached up the Fighting Irish.)

So it ain't gonna happen. Not this season. Not next. Not ever.

All of which makes one wonder: Why would Gruden buy a house in Hunting Creek?